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Aug 14, 2008 Post By: Dave

I just have to...

The opinions and commentary expressed in this blog entry belong only to the author and do not reflect upon any other female who has married into this family...although a few may agree.

WHAT IT REALLY MEANS WHEN YOUR HUSBAND SAYS THE FOLLOWING THINGS:

"What's your problem?": This is his oh-so-sensitive version of "Are you okay?" or "Is something wrong?". This questions often prompts a "nothing" response...for some reason.

"Hey, come and look at this (on the computer)": Don't look. If you do look, don't tell him you like it in any form. He will interpret interest as: "I love it. We need it. Buy it now."

"It costs about $.....": Add 50% to this figure and you are getting close.

"Let's go.": This means HE is ready to go and will be out in the car. Do not take this as any offer to help YOU or the kids be ready. It isn't. He'll just wait in the car.

"Hey - you married me.": Interpret this as: "Put your Sparkle book away; I'm not Edward". No kidding.

"I love you.": This means he loves you. Awesome. :)

Adina



  1. Wow, has someone been eavsdropping at my house or what??? Adina, you hit the nail on the head for way too many of those for me!!
    But I will gladly take the whole package that comes with being married to a Stinchfield. My favorite part... the unconditional love I feel from and for my husband.
    Buffy

  1. Score a big one for Adina! Wow, right between the eyes. Barb and I read this with delight and laughter so extensive that we couldn't breathe. I have to admit, you did "hit the nail on the head". Dang. you've figured out the scenarios to a tee. We really do love the women in our lives. No matter what we do to disrupt a normal, quiet lifestyle, we mean no harm....we just like the toys. Kenn

  1. Tom

    Like we are so predictable, come on!!

  1. Adina, the girls and I are still giggling. They are ALL our dear sweet husband and father. Good thing we love them huh?

  1. I think I inherited #2-4 as well. :)

  1. Way too funny, I'm still laughing. I think I may print that out and frame it. Tom tried to bring up getting a new TV last night so I tried diligently to stick to the rules and not show anything he could contrive as interest! It's just way too true!!

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