About a month ago, Parker lost a tooth. He dutifully and faithfully put it under his pillow, neglecting to inform his parents that he had lost it in the first place. A week passed and he expressed to us his profound disappointment in the tooth fairy. She had completely forgotten about his tooth. Naturally, the situation was rectified promptly.

One week ago: Parker loses another tooth. This time, the 'tooth fairy' was diligent in her duties. Upon reaching for his tooth under his pillow, she instead discovered the above letter addressed to her, with his tooth TAPED to it. For some reason, Parker was a bit paranoid that she would forget him again - or not be able to locate his tooth. He even drew her a diagram. The tooth fairy got a good laugh that night.