Melia has this thing with poop. We don’t know where she got it from. We think while potty training her, at one point, we said “Holy Schmolys!” when we saw the huge bowel movement that came out of this little toddler. Anyway, I had to post this to the blog for memories sake so I am sorry if this is gross to any of you. This is motherhood, you start talking about poop A LOT!

Anyway, This is where the story begins…

Tonight Melia was making noises in the bathroom.

Aunt Marnie asks her why she is making noises.

Melia says, “I have to make noises (grunts). It is a holy schmolys poop!”

Marnie and I start laughing and Marnie proceeds to ask what a holy schmolys poop is.

Melia says, “It is a huge, big poopy!, but this one is kind of a medium holy schmolys poop. Then there are Tiny schminy ones…. (mumbles a little) But THIS ONE IS A MEDIUM HOLY SCHMOLYS!”

Laughter continues with Marnie and I and then I had to explain why my four year old daughter has weird names for the size of her poop.

Memory logged…