A large, fake spider in my bed. All of Dave's belts missing and hidden, along with his razor. An alarm clock stuck under Isaac's bed, going off at 3 am. Sugar in Morgan's shoes. Green soap on the door knobs. Soap on the toilet seat. Just a hint of yellow food coloring in the milk, so it looks spoiled (and really throws off taste perception). And all of this cleaned up before I head to, of all things, his Honor Roll Assembly. Because he's so stinkin' smart.

Adina